I think it’s cool that I ended up as a replicant, but dammit, why couldn’t it have been a cool replicant? What the hell does Rachael do? Smoke, answer odd questions with pat answers, smoke some more, cry, and sleep with Harrison Ford. I do almost none of these things (and the Harrison Ford thing is still in litigation in civil court, so we shan’t be discussing it here.)

I mean, Rey got to be the Terminator, for chrissake!

Work is pretty slow today.