According to this test, mentioned by Adam, I am a Bear.

I see the surprise writ large on your face. Go on, get over your shock. Highlights of this shocking revelation:

Their gruff, outgoing personalities, burly physiques, and strong characters make bears easy to identify.

Familiar with the seduction of the couch, their ability to sleep soundly is legendary throughout the animal world. [sadly true]

Although intelligent, the bear often succeeds through the sheer force of personality.

Two elements define the bear’s style of debate: Never avoid an argument and never back down. Bears will batter their opponents into submission just for the endorphin rush [or amusement].

Careers and Hobbies:
Teaching

What a life-changing piece of information this is. I’m going to go out right now and get a job teaching and while I’m at it, I’ll reserve a bear-related web-domain name.

Waittaminit…