Girl won’t sleep with boy until website gets 111,111,111 hits.

No, seriously. Seriously. Quit laughing, she meant it.

I think what got my attention about this was the fact that people have tried to hack into the site to dial the hit counter back.

That’s just mean. Imagine how long it’s going to take anyway.

*phone rings*
“Allo?”
“Yeah, it’s me, I finally got the hit count you asked for.”
“Really?”
“Really.”
“Well, come on over… I’ll put my teeth in and send my granddaughter out for ice cream.”