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Mr. Clean Anti-bacterial Multi-purpose cleaner is exactly the same color as Diet Mountain Dew.

Exactly.


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Dude. You know you wanna drink some. C'mon, would they make it exactly the same color if it weren't potable?

posted by Percy, January 3, 2002 01:31 PM

Mr. Clean probably has less sugar. Otherwise it'd be all sticky.

posted by Randy, January 3, 2002 04:08 PM

wonder if Mr. Clean has as much caffeine?

posted by the netdork, January 3, 2002 06:03 PM

Which reminds me that I know from personal experience that Apple Cider Vinegar looks just like Apple Cider to a 5-year-old. At least it did in 1974. Oops.

posted by TC, January 3, 2002 07:49 PM

Hmmm... for some strange reason, this post reminds me of the movie "Heathers". ;)

posted by Shadoe, January 3, 2002 08:28 PM

Now there's an idea, mix apple cider & Mr. Clean, pop in a few caffine pills and you've got a revolutionary new soft drink idea. You could call it Apple Crisp(tm). Slogan--"Apple Crisp! It cleans you out while it perks you up!"

posted by Percy, January 3, 2002 10:14 PM

My brother-in-law has some lovely decanters up on a shelf in his dining room that all look like they are filled with urine.

This would be less disturbing if he weren't a doctor.

posted by *** Dave, January 4, 2002 07:50 AM

I made that mistake with rubbing alcohol and water...ONCE..I did not know humans could vomit that much and live.

posted by Jackie, January 5, 2002 11:50 AM

oh, i assure you it's possible. in addition, if you're really cute, you can vomit that much on your mother's shirt and live.

and if you've got really good timing, you can do this while you're getting your diaper changed, and then poop all over your clothes while your mother wipes the chunks out of your hair.

posted by dust, January 5, 2002 12:16 PM



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