Taking off for my trip last Sunday, I finish up at security, pull my shoes back on, retrieve all my stuff, repack all of it and head down the escalator.
I look up, and there’s a new sign mounted where anyone heading down for the terminal train will see it.
In the exact script from the dairy council commericials, in letters two feet high:
Got Laptop?
Apparently, people have been leaving them at the x-ray machines a lot. Kudos to DIA for having a sense of humor (and brevity) when making up the reminder.