Colorgenics is pretty cool. Sort of a horoscope with a better soundtrack and flash animation.

Excerpt:

You have always been on the move seeking affectionate, satisfying and harmonious relationships. Your ultimate goal has been the realisation of an intimate union in which there could be love, self-sacrifice and mutual trust.

Okay, sure, I can buy that.

You don’t really give in. You follow your beliefs and ideals to the bitter end. You are the personification of stubbornness and whatever may transpire, right or wrong, you refuse to compromise or make concessions.

Not always true.

You honestly believe that your hopes and ideas are realistic, even though you lack outside reassurance about this. You are egocentric. You believe that you are always “right”.

Eh. No comment.

As of late, you have been experiencing untold stress .. this is a result of continuous frustration … You haven’t been taking care of all your physical needs… and it’s beginning to show.

You’ve been looking in my mirror again, haven’t you?

You have so many ideas that you would like to revitalise but you need to realise a stable and peaceful condition to do so. Once you can free yourself from all the aggravation and tension around you, you will make strides that may amaze you.

Well, empowering it might be, but who isn’t more productive when they aren’t tense and stressed out?

The fear that you may not be able to realise all of your ambitions makes you work and play hard. The thought of being prevented from achieving the things you want leads you to play your part with frantic fervour.

Compulsive personality? Me? Nah…