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Drink me!

Which drink are you?

I don’t even know what a Mojito is, although I think Margie made them for us at the Consortium once, and the mint leaves kept getting stuck in my teeth. I don’t remember if I liked it, because she was using the big glasses, and whether or not I liked the drink was one of the many, many things I don’t remember.

Sad facts:

  • It doesn’t take nearly as much for me to get tipsy these days. Two, three drinks of any kind (including beer), and I’m good.
  • I just don’t drink much. A six-pack will sit in the fridge for months.
  • I got a beer out two nights ago and forgot to open it. I put it back in the fridge when I went to bed.

Truly, a far far cry from the night Virg and I killed a 3.2 litre PLASTIC bottle of cheap vodka back in college. Yeah, glorious, I know. I’m surprised I can still spell my name.

(via dave)


Comments

Nothing says "recruiters, hire me now!" like talking about your greatest drunken debacles on a public website.

And some people think I'm smart. Pshaw.

posted by Doyce, January 17, 2002 01:28 PM

Hey, it wasn't the vodka alone. It was drinking it with Hi-C Ectocooler and Gatorade. You know how those electrolytes go right to the bloodstream, alcohol just tags on for the ride. I still can't drink vodka.

Do you still have that picture?

By the by, I took the test and now, little to my surprise, I am a shot of Jaegermeister.

posted by Virg, January 17, 2002 02:01 PM

Do I have what picture?

You mean the one where you've passed out in the dorm bathroom, clinging to the toilet like it's your last tenuous tether to this reality?

Umm... yeah, I might have it here somewhere. :)

posted by Doyce, January 17, 2002 03:10 PM

posted by Lori, January 17, 2002 03:46 PM

posted by Lori, January 17, 2002 03:46 PM

I am a Margarita!!!!!

posted by Lori, January 17, 2002 03:46 PM

Yes, we've done mojitos.

Mmmmmm. Mojitos.

posted by *** Dave, January 17, 2002 07:19 PM

yeah, that picture. I always liked the use of offset circles. My head, the toilet bowl, my arms around the toilet bowl. "Concentric circles" in the medium of drunken dumbass on cold tile.

posted by Virg, January 18, 2002 06:36 AM

I am a Daiquiri.

posted by Jackie, January 19, 2002 11:32 AM



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