Friday Five, apparently the Valentines edition:

1. What’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever done for someone else? Jesus, I don’t know. I suck at romantic things. When I have money, I buy my wife flowers for no reason, or when she’s really down. I always send them to work, though, so people SEE them, cuz that’s the important part — not to know that you’re loved, but to be envied for it.

2. [pardon the cosmo question] What are your erogenous zones? Umm… I’m a guy. You could turn me on with a knife in the back if you do it right.

3. How old were you the first time you had sex? Care to expound? 15. No. Umm… well, we were a couple of first-timers. Suffice it to say that she later told me that it was obviously the first time for both of us.

4. What’s the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex? South Dakota. Not good enough? Okay… South Dakota, on Interstate 90, at 70 mph, while driving. Or…

Well, no, that answer’s good enough. (And also protected by the seven year statute of limitations on getting-my-ass-kicked.)

5. Do you have plans for Valentine’s Day or is it just another Thursday? I’m fairly certain Jackie has class on that Thursday, so no. Otherwise? Well, no. Still nothing.