Randy’s over here, because his house blew up or something and won’t be fixed until tomorrow, and we’re watching the women’s figure skating.

Wow. Kwan has got to be pissed.

Me: Wonder if she’s gonna hire some guy to kneecap the little girl that won.

Randy: Nah, Sarah Hughes is from Jersey.

Me: Good point. Anyone hurts Hughes, and shit just starts happening to Kwan. No one calls nobody. Fahgeddaboutit.