Do you have a laptop computer that is annoyingly fast or disturbingly quick, even while multitasking? Need a good way to get things back in hand?

Install SQL server and set it to start up at OS boot! Put that persnickity portable PC back in it’s place.

Skeptical? Trust me, it works. I have much cause to know.

(And yes, I’m aware that running SQL Server on a laptop is the unfashionable acme of foolishness. Get along now, leave me be.)