Underworld

Harsh Ebert review
sets your expectations low,
so I was surprised.

We all want a film
that fulfills Matrix 2 hype.
This won’t. That’s okay.

Some B-movie fun
on Sunday. Guns, goth, and gore.
Really not too bad.

Once Upon a Time in Mexico

Rodriguez should film
on film, not digital disk.
Limits strengthen him.

A bigger bankroll
Means less focus on story
Playing with his toys.

Inverse payoff rule:
Less he has, the more he does.
Seven grand Masterpiece.