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Okay people, let’s have a little submission competition. What’s your entry for “The Ugliest five words in the English Language.”
My Entry?
“The Program is Not Responding.”
Excuse me, there’s a trepanning kit over there with my name on it…
Bitch Bitch Bitch
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03:26 PM, 09.30.03
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Comments
It's not you, it's me
posted by Captain Rooba, September 30, 2003 05:46 PM
We really need to talk
posted by Captain Rooba, September 30, 2003 05:49 PM
I think the condom broke
posted by Captain Rooba, September 30, 2003 05:51 PM
Read error on Drive C.
General Protection Fault. System Halted.
I wanna watch the Teletubbies!
Daddy, I need go potty!
Does 35 beat your AC?
Why is my office empty?
posted by *** Dave, September 30, 2003 06:10 PM
Someone else got here first.
This CD has a scratch.
There's nothing we can do.
Hey, the baseball game's on!
It's a "Different Strokes" marathon!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Jerry Falwell.
posted by *** Dave, September 30, 2003 06:15 PM
Should it ooze like that?
posted by Marn, eh, September 30, 2003 07:40 PM
The position has been filled.
We no longer need you.
I just crashed your car.
Let's still be friends, okay?
Joss' new show was cancelled.
posted by Da WonderSheep, September 30, 2003 11:44 PM
What do you think, honey?
[also]
My goodness, look at that!
She's got a good personality.
I don't love you anymore.
Error: Cannot create save file.
Oh no! That's not mayonaise!
("Time Weasel and Captain Hungry!")
posted by MT Fierce, September 30, 2003 11:45 PM
The GP fault was what I was going to post.... hmm.
"Mr. President, you're a genius." [ducking]
posted by Scott, October 1, 2003 08:14 AM
I wouldn't put them as ugliest, but no man wants to hear them:
"It makes me look fat."
posted by Ginger, October 1, 2003 09:53 AM
Well, has been cancelled. (God help me. They keep the shit and cancel the cool stuff.)
Hey, Where is Hannah's diaper? (It is never pleasant finding them, either.)
We are letting you go. (Heard a lot when I was a contractor.)
Squeal like a pig, boy! (God, I still shudder when I hear that scene...)
We will have to amputate. (Just bad in general.)
It's not a gaming week. (Noooooooooo!!!)
I think I'm PMSing today. (Be afraid. Be very afraid.)
Daddy, wipe my butt butt! (Need I say more?)
Brian, are you watching something? (Usually immediately followed by a task that will make me miss half of the show, or at least the climax.)
We are having pizza again. (I absolutely hate pizza.)
Throw away this banana peel. (I hate bananas more.)
posted by Brian Peace, October 1, 2003 10:13 AM
So, still beating your wife?
posted by Julia, October 1, 2003 10:25 AM
We sold the last one.
All Hands meeting, right now.
Today is Thursday, not Friday.
I think we should separate.
It is with deepest regret ...
I threw that out yesterday.
Just stand there. Now cough.
Does this still smell okay?
This won't hurt a bit.
Lord of the Rings finale.
Star Wars III next summer!
posted by *** Dave, October 1, 2003 01:35 PM
in the name of (insert deity here)
posted by Arref, October 2, 2003 11:20 AM
It's not that small, really.
(i imagine that's the worst for you guys out there...)
posted by tabatha, October 2, 2003 12:41 PM
"Um, we need to talk."
posted by Sassy McSmartpants, October 2, 2003 12:52 PM
You never call me anymore.
[name of friend]/Your [relative] passed away today.
We are letting you go.
Your test results are positive/negative.
Reduce fat in your diet.
Pamela Anderson underwent breast reduction.
I wasn't expecting Ron Jeremy.
posted by secret asIAN man, October 4, 2003 09:26 PM
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