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Jackie: So I pulled a Marn tonight at the gym.
Me: How’s that?
Jackie: Oh, I got there and this little thinny-mini was working out.
Me: And?…
Jackie: And… I sort of went after her workout level the way Marn… umm… tries to match her trainer.
Me: Was this a bad thing?
Jackie: Well, my trainer came up behind me to correct something I was doing wrong on the machine and I was kind of focused on… working hard… and… I kind of knocked her over.
Me: The Trainer?
Jackie: Well dammit, there was no way I was gonna let some skinny little [BLEEP] come into my Fat Girl Gym and show me up just to make her day better.
Me: It’s not a fat gym.
Jackie: Shush, you… I went shopping at the Gap today and found dress pants that fit me for the first time in [BLEEP]; I’m sassy.
Me: Yes you are… dear.
Jackie: The trainer said I had incredibly strong legs. She asked if I rode horses a lot.
… what do you say?
Blood, Sweat, and Cheers
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Comments
You laugh, you hug, and you say, "I love you."
Anything else will lead to your own messy death. ;)
posted by Big Daddy, January 15, 2004 09:05 PM
so many straight lines...so little time.
*evil grin*
so we now have hoss and....
posted by Boulder Dude, January 15, 2004 09:32 PM
"Welcome to Casa de Testerfolk.
This is Jackie, and over there is Velcro Monkey Boy, and hunched over the computer we have..."
posted by Boulder Dude, January 15, 2004 10:22 PM
And kudo's to Jackie for the Marn Moment...
At times I think that we all need to have those.
Though I think you'll have you'll have a few more just because of Tomas and Tazzy.
Any Dead Things?
posted by Boulder Dude, January 15, 2004 10:25 PM
You go girl!! Hope the skinny BLEEP learned a lesson!! And congrats on the GAP. Progress is a good thing.
posted by Bonnie, January 16, 2004 06:56 AM
I'm not sure the skinny [bleep] learned a lesson, primarily because it wasn't her knocked around, but the trainer...
who learned to warn Jackie before just stepping in and trying to adjust her form, I guess. (Good thing it wasn't free weights.)
posted by Doyce, January 16, 2004 07:25 AM
HI-YO....
posted by Randy, January 16, 2004 10:03 AM
SHE KNOCKED HER TRAINER OVER??!
Good Lord, does the woman not realize how high she's setting the bar? Now I'm going to have to knock *my* trainer over, too.
*Sigh*
A woman's work is NEVER done, eh? ;-)
Tell Jackie that it's an enormous relief to know I'm not the only woman who enters a gym and immediately wants to make scary territorial gorilla noises.
posted by Marn, eh, January 16, 2004 04:11 PM
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