IKEA Walkthrough

IKEA is a fully immersive, 3D environmental adventure that allows you to role-play the character of someone who gives a shit about home furnishings. In traversing IKEA, you will experience a meticulously detailed alternate reality filled with garish colors, clear-lacquered birch veneer, and a host of NON-PLAYER CHARACTERS (NPCs) with the glazed looks of the recently anesthetized.

Not only is there no IKEA in Colorado, but they won't even ship a catalog to us. This makes no f* sense to me!

"Sorry, there are no print catalogs available for your area."

Ikea rocks.

There's one only 167.3 miles away from me.

Yes I've GPS'ed from my place to the IKEA parking lot.

Yes, there is no IKEA in Colorado (just like there's no Trader Joe's, and for the same reason -- distribution networks and the fact that there isn't another frelling decent sized city for hundreds of miles).

And, yes, I miss them, even though this is truly hysterical.