The Ed Gein Hangover: Dong Resin’s plan for putting Howard Dean back in the race after the Iowa… thing.

Frankly, there’s no sweater Argyle enough to make “Wuaaaghah-wooooo!” play for Ma & Pa Kent down at the farm, okay, ya done scared `em. Hence, you’re going to have work with the new look you’ve cultivated. See, you accidently invited the 6ft clubfoot harelip fat girl to the prom, and now there’s no getting around it : you have to dance.

Personally, I didn’t find Dean’s little freak-out particularly odd or deal-breaking — it was just the kind of funny you get when people are losing their cool (in the Fonzi sense).

First of all, I used to be a Democrat. But I'm against the whole socialism/take away the Right to Bare Arms/tax-tax-tax deal now. Now that I own guns and pay taxes.

If I was a Democrat and I want to be one again, I did vote for Clin-ton twice, bought a Jerry Garcia tie from Monica Lewinski in '95 and voted for Gore...Howard's spaz dance would be a deal breaker for me.

Why?

Because if he freaks out like that for coming in third in Iowa...what the devil would he do when a Red Chinese fighter does a hit and run on an EP-3 Orion over the South China Sea.

Oh, he'd make a fine leader and an even better stepdad.

Actually, the funniest part of the whole Dean thing was Dong's photo of it. The Henry Rollins addition was a nice touch.