average bear :: September 2003 Archives
It's all about falling down.
Competition!
Okay people, let's have a little submission competition. What's your entry for "The Ugliest five words in the English Language."...
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Posted at 03:26PM, 09.30.03
Dichotomy
There's a quote that keeps running through my head, something I read in an article that Dave lent me recently. ...all around the office, cubicles with 500 dollar ergonomic chairs...
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Posted at 02:17PM, 09.30.03
"Hurry down, they've got the silver one."
Just exactly the car we were looking for, in the right price range, it's the last one of the '03 models in the Greater Denver area and one of only...
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Posted at 03:43PM, 09.29.03
Time: flying
I asked Jackie out for the first time on this day back in 1994....
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Posted at 10:43PM, 09.28.03
Conversation I didn't miss
We often send the dogs down to wake Justin up on the weekends. This morning was no exception. After the boy came upstairs, groggy: Me: Did the dogs get you?...
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Posted at 10:13AM, 09.28.03
Conversations I'm sorry I missed
While I was over at the Consortium last night, Justin and Jackie were chatting back at our house. Here's a few excerpts: Knowing who to ask: Justin: I have a...
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Posted at 10:04AM, 09.28.03
Not a bad line of work to be in.
One of my email taglines is a quote from Frank A. Clark -- someone complimented me on the line today, which prompted me in turn to learn google a bit...
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Posted at 03:56PM, 09.26.03
Here's an idea...
Nokia - Nokia 7600 Phone Wow. I wonder if you can actually call anyone on it. I can't really tell from the ad, but that would be a really neat...
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Posted at 08:37AM, 09.26.03
Link that isn't.
I was gonna link to the new matrix trailer that just came out, but the damn thing won't stream all the way down for me, so to heck with that....
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Posted at 07:40AM, 09.26.03
Danger! Danger!
Lost in Space? Returning to TV? And the project involves filmmaker John Woo and Buffy writer, director and producer Doug Petrie? [breif geekgasm] Yeah, I'd probably watch that....
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Posted at 07:31AM, 09.26.03
Our Own Kind of True Love, and damn proud of it
With all the commenting on The Boy, I've realized I haven't been doing my fair share in the way of illustrating other important relationships in my life. Let's take a...
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Posted at 01:00AM, 09.26.03
Not that I'm planning anything... nope, nossir, not me.
High Country Gardens: Drought tolerant plants, perennials, and xeriscaping for western gardens....
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Posted at 11:56PM, 09.25.03
The future is... in the Netherlands?
...better than the nether regions, anyway. Scientists in the Netherlands have found a way to display high-definition moving images on wafer-thin electronic paper. Researchers envision future users reading e-mail or...
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Posted at 07:26AM, 09.25.03
Sharing the wealth
Incidently, I really feel the need to recommend the FeedDemon RSS newsfeed Reader for Windows. I've never been a big fan (or even someone who 'gets') RSS feeds, but in...
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Posted at 10:32AM, 09.24.03
ChargePeople (tm)
An excellent piece on micropayments from The Slumbering Lungfish Dybbuk Hostel and All-Night Boulangerie Shirky argued that most content will stay free because artists want fame more than they want...
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Posted at 09:49AM, 09.24.03
Can you hear me now? Hey, I know you can hear me!
Wired News: 'Push-to-Talk' Spreading Fast If you think drivers yammering on their cell phones are annoying, wait until another wireless service already popular among business users becomes even more prevalent...
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Posted at 09:30AM, 09.24.03
"Tonight, you learn how to walk. Again."
Tonight, I went to a T'ai Chi class, my first in... [counts on fingers] Something like twelve, twelve and a half years....
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Posted at 10:59PM, 09.23.03
Tick-a tack-a
Just in case you ever need to explain a typewriter to someone, you can use this. Really cool flash. Doesn't seem to have sound, though, which is a shame....
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Posted at 10:35PM, 09.23.03
One Word
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Posted at 10:56AM, 09.23.03
Against type
Victor Garber, who plays Jack Bristow on Alias, will guest star on It's All Relative on Oct. 29ths Halloween episode as a 'flamboyantly' gay party planner. I must see this....
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Posted at 10:44AM, 09.23.03
Whoa
A Polish company has reportedly set a world record, stretching the range of a Wi-Fi network 110 Kms at 2.4 GHz, using an antenna developed by them and an Intel...
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Posted at 09:21AM, 09.23.03
Escape Cell Hell
Dropped calls. Dead zones. But if you change carriers you have to change your phone number. On November 24, after years of industry delay, cell phone carriers will be required...
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Posted at 09:15AM, 09.23.03
"...until I found out I could fly..."
A Softer World: three-panel photo-based comics. Weird. Brilliant. (via Ellis)...
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Posted at 11:51PM, 09.22.03
The sweet smell of progress
In our last meeting with Justin's teachers, everyone exchanged email addresses and we were given to understand that his teaching team (mostly my age) were very comfortable communicating with email;...
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Posted at 11:07PM, 09.22.03
Techy
$99, 64MB USB keychain with a built-in, no-driver 640x480 camera. When all this technology (PDAs, Phone, Camera, portable harddrive, and lets throw MP3 playback in there as well) comes together...
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Posted at 01:07PM, 09.22.03
In other news around the world: Wow.
A Buddhist priest dubbed the "marathon monk" has completed an ancient running ritual in a Japanese mountain range that took seven years and covered a distance equivalent to a trip...
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Posted at 12:17PM, 09.22.03
Boy update
"Young people are in a condition like permanent intoxication, because youth is sweet and they are growing." - Aristotle Yesterday, Justin officially became a teenager. The day, for him, consisted...
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Posted at 12:05PM, 09.22.03
Unsexy
Nerve.com's Unsexy List. Kind of hard to disagree with any of it, but here's a few highlights that really rang true. 18. Your cats. Attachment to a non-human mammal that...
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Posted at 11:51AM, 09.22.03
Mooooon Poowwwweeerrrr
I don't know where that title came from. It just seemed like something fun to shout from a rooftop at night. Anyway... Homes on the Arctic tip of Norway started...
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Posted at 11:31AM, 09.22.03
Review Haiku
Underworld Harsh Ebert review sets your expectations low, so I was surprised. We all want a film that fulfills Matrix 2 hype. This won't. That's okay. Some B-movie fun on...
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Posted at 11:31PM, 09.21.03
Just because I feel like picking on them some more.
Ostensibly because you'd have to be living under a rock for the last ten years not to have a 'corrupted' opinion of Radiohead, someone decides to find out how fifth...
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Posted at 09:48PM, 09.21.03
New worm virus
The "Swen" worm arrives in a very official-looking e-mail message that appears to be from Microsoft (and just for a laugh, looks like a patch to prevent just the sort...
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Posted at 01:37AM, 09.21.03
[insert Yosemite Sam here]
Okay, so I just rebuilt the whole index.html template by hand, since for the life I me it still wasn't loading very fast. (Madeline, would you check it out and...
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Posted at 03:22PM, 09.19.03
"So it's about Power?"
The Morning News - TiVo'd I place my hands around hers, gently moving her fingers to the correct buttons. "Open your mind," I say. "Here's what you're saying with the...
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Posted at 01:00PM, 09.19.03
Uhh... "Avast, then, et cetera et cetera."
It's the international Talk like a Pirate Day, which should make tonight's Egyptian-themed Necropolis game somewhat... surreal. (link via... everyone)...
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Posted at 11:24AM, 09.19.03
Nothing like the first time
Some genius on Blogcritics eloquently summarizes my thoughts on Radiohead: I hate Radiohead. There I said it. They have got to be the most overrated group to ever grace the...
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Posted at 11:16AM, 09.19.03
Geeks and freaks(hows)
I'd really like to see what Carnivàle is all about, because it looks like the kind of thing I'd be into, but with no HBO either our house of that...
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Posted at 12:36PM, 09.18.03
Mooshy
"How do you recognize what is your true dream and what is the dream that you are dreaming for other people to love you? If you enjoy the process, it's...
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Posted at 11:45AM, 09.18.03
Hmm... story idea
A man holds a tentacle of a 'Arcciteuthis Dux' squid on La Isla beach, in northern Spain, September 15, 2003. Scientists are trying to find out what caused two...
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Posted at 02:46PM, 09.17.03
"Based on that sleep position, we know the subject is... whoa."
Sleeping position may reveal your personality Sleeping on one's side with legs outstretched and arms down in what Idzikowski refers to as the log, indicates a social, easy-going personality. But...
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Posted at 02:33PM, 09.17.03
Bleargh
Ugh. Sick. Going back to bed....
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Posted at 08:05AM, 09.17.03
Very very interesting.
In a move aimed squarely at Microsoft, Sun Microsystems unveiled on Tuesday a suite of software for businesses that want to dump -- or just can't afford -- the Windows...
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Posted at 08:05AM, 09.17.03
Movie reviews
Lileks reviews "The Core": [...] if it’s midnight, and it comes on cable, and you don’t have to get up tomorrow, and you’ve had a few, and the only other...
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Posted at 09:46AM, 09.16.03
Missed it because I really didn't miss it.
Reading some post-9/11 garbage from Ann Coulter made me realize something that I'd completely missed at the time. Recently, Jackie and I flew back to visit family. The security lines...
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Posted at 09:20AM, 09.16.03
The Boy: an Update
This is one of those squirrelly posts that's kind of complicated. On one hand, I know that some folks are very interested (out of sympathy or clinical curiosity) about how...
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Posted at 03:18PM, 09.15.03
Product placement
You'd have to be around me quite a bit to know why this bugs the crap out of me, but I feel the need to share. The blue plastic lining...
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Posted at 02:57PM, 09.15.03
Insights
One of the things I admire more about ***Dave is his ability to successfully integrate the various aspects of his life so seamlessly (at least it appears seamless to be,...
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Posted at 02:46PM, 09.15.03
When life is even sillier than the crap I come up with
Romanian witches are cursing Swiss referee Urs Meier to turn him lame and make him lose his whistling power after their country's European Championship hopes were dashed against Denmark....
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Posted at 11:24AM, 09.15.03
In other news, Fox is stupid
Firefly won an Emmy. Good lord, Buffy never won an Emmy until... okay, never....
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Posted at 06:33PM, 09.14.03
Too cool
How to make Silly Putty at home. Something to do as a family?...
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Posted at 06:29PM, 09.14.03
How have I not heard of this?
Gaiman summarizes: Avalon is a remarkable film -- it looks astonishing, is haunting, deep, frustrating and magical in equal measure, like an art-film version of the Matrix, or a middle-European...
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Posted at 03:05PM, 09.12.03
The bear is grumpy
Just so folks know, I am actually trying to figure out why the main page takes something like a hundred thousand years (I.e.: 12.5 seconds) to load. It's especially frustrating,...
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Posted at 01:09PM, 09.12.03
Amen
Invigorating statement of intent at What Was I Thinking? Should it ever come up: In the event that I wind up the victim of violence, on whatever scale, from a...
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Posted at 12:21PM, 09.12.03
Bi-monthly self-indulgent whining post
I think the great secret to blog longevity is this: whenever you have one of those days where you think to yourself... "why am I doing this anymore? this isn't...
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Posted at 12:17PM, 09.12.03
Mentally Exhausted
Coming on the heels of a pleasant, positive visit with one of Justin's teachers at his cool new school on Tuesday, this morning's memo from the school kind of knocks...
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Posted at 09:23AM, 09.12.03
Yesterday
Johnny Cash dead at 71. John Ritter dead at 54. For different reasons, I am surprised and dismayed by both these events. (Thanks to Xkot for this link to Cash's...
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Posted at 08:12AM, 09.12.03
We reserve the inner circle for people that torture their pets
General asshatsCircle I LimboGray DavisCircle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy WindPETA MembersCircle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & SnowGeorge BushCircle IV Rolling WeightsMilitant Vegans, ScientologistsCircle V Stuck in...
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Posted at 07:55AM, 09.12.03
Taht's raelly soemtihng
Brian mentions something really cool/disturbing about spelling errors. Acocdrnig to an elgnsih unviesitry sutdy the oredr of letetrs in a wrod dosen't mttaer, the olny thnig thta's iopmrantt is that...
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Posted at 01:11PM, 09.11.03
The only time you'll hear a guy say "Couldn't you just neuter me?"
Cambodians are being urged to eat more dogs as part of a crackdown on stray mutts wandering around the capital of the southeast Asian nation. Gods forfend they ever have...
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Posted at 09:14AM, 09.11.03
Wow
Check out the Global Rich List for a shocking display of where the wealth really lies in the world....
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Posted at 08:07AM, 09.11.03
Bitter Aftertaste
Firefly wins TeeVee Awards '03: Most Unjust Cancellations Award. But we still must wail against the cancellation of Firefly. Granted, the show's first aired episodes were a bit shaky. But...
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Posted at 07:50AM, 09.11.03
Totally
My inner child is sixteen years old! Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while adults might just accept that, I know something's gotta change. And it's gonna change,...
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Posted at 03:04PM, 09.10.03
Had to happen
A female someone called the house tonight and asked if Justin could come over on Friday night and watch a movie. That would be a date, folks. Anyway, when he...
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Posted at 11:43PM, 09. 9.03
Teaching the Boy right
Me: So... what's the plan tonight? How about we [watch the movie you've been avoiding]? Her: ... eh... you know what we could do? You could [assemble that thing you...
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Posted at 08:10PM, 09. 9.03
M - I - C... K - E - Y... G - R - E - E - D
We used to joke that Disney was going to hate DVDs, since a bunch of their revenue during the era of VCR tapes was from parents who had to repurchase...
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Posted at 04:40PM, 09. 9.03
Gone are the days of painted cinderblock halls
Visited Justin's school for the first time today -- it's gorgeous, just gorgeous. Upon entering the building you walk into a huge central common area that lacks only sunshine and...
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Posted at 02:24PM, 09. 9.03
A HA!
"The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work." - Richard Bach I guess that would explain the rabid procrastination today....
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Posted at 10:35AM, 09. 9.03
Eight seconds?
A really cool web-site optimization tool that tells you how your page rates in terms of load-time, as well as how to fix some of the issues....
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Posted at 10:00AM, 09. 9.03
Need to start building that Wish List...
Add Pirates of the Carribean to the "early December DVD release list", alongside Alias - Second Season, Buffy - Season Five, and Firefly....
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Posted at 09:13AM, 09. 9.03
Mind the Gap
Interview - Neil Gaiman: Talks about the Neverwhere DVD, the short film he worked on, and the movie adaptation of Death: the High Cost of Living. Also, a review of...
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Posted at 09:03AM, 09. 9.03
I'm a bad man, just ask them
we want your soul will offer me £6885 for my soul. (Apparently, a shocking 85% of people have a purer soul than you.) (via Perverse Access Memory)...
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Posted at 10:49PM, 09. 8.03
Reminds me of Berkeley's BA in Sorcery back in the 60's
Sweden's Lund University, one of the oldest seats of learning in Scandinavia, will take a leap into the unknown by appointing northern Europe's first professor of parapsychology, hypnology and clairvoyance....
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Posted at 01:37PM, 09. 8.03
Because the future is depressing?
Rant in the Globe & Mail from Spider Robinson regarding the current state of science fiction. He opines that SF readers today seem to prefer fantasies rather than the forward-looking...
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Posted at 01:33PM, 09. 8.03
Hmmmm
Free online tool that converts PDF to HTML. I see uses for this. (via Nick Bradbury, via FeedDemon)...
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Posted at 01:19PM, 09. 8.03
Educational
"If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day." - John A. Wheeler Vaguely work-safe: Digitally retouching a 'supermodel' shot. Don't believe what...
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Posted at 12:39PM, 09. 8.03
I zink zomeone iz tryink to teel you sometink.
It is impossible to walk rapidly and be unhappy. - Dr. Howard Murphy Allow me to disagree. *ahem* So this morning: - Pickup won't start. - Missed meeting with Justin's...
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Posted at 08:27AM, 09. 8.03
Urrrgh
Tomorrow we have to get up very early, hopefully getting stand-by seating on the morning flight to Denver and NOT missing Justin's second football game. Wish us luck....
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Posted at 08:47PM, 09. 5.03
Future tense
Just a brief summary of the week, so I can remember what needs some further attention at a later time: Note that this is entirely for my own reminders, so...
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Posted at 10:51PM, 09. 4.03
Can't quite reach my pen from this state
One of the more annoying bits of being on the road and visiting family is that I think of tons of things I'd like to write down or blog, but...
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Posted at 10:38PM, 09. 4.03
Oh and by the way...
Today was our fourth wedding anniversary. One more year and we'll have (nearly) been married for the MAJORITY of the time we've been together....
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Posted at 10:22PM, 09. 4.03
"Because nothing says 'tasty and portable' like a watermelon."
LifeSavers has announced a new flavor lineup for its classic, nearly 70-year-old five-flavor roll. Raspberry-, watermelon (YUCK!)- and blackberry-flavored "O's" will replace the traditional orange(???), lemon and lime. Replace Orange?...
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Posted at 09:57AM, 09. 2.03
Birthday recap
"Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else." -- James Thorpe The birthday party ended with little to no problem (except for one unwelcome, untrained,...
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Posted at 04:39PM, 09. 1.03
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