Gordon on bachelor parties: “If I had a bachelor party that really said goodbye to this life, it’d be a night sitting alone, eating frozen pizza and watching anime.

Trying to remember my bachelor parties. The first one ended in a pathetic almost-street-fight in a little podunk town in South Dakota (a fight I thankfully and proudly had nothing to do with except for ending it before it got going). That was for the starter marriage. The real marriage… lemme see.

Oh yeah, Virg and I drove around trying to find some beer for later that night, and the battery cables on my truck shook loose and we ended up almost missing the wedding rehearsal. Later, a bunch of guys who didn’t know each other particularly well ended up in one of the rooms at the hotel (we couldn’t go out to the pool, because the ladies had taken it over) watching standard cable and drinking warm beer. I think I went to bed around 11. Paaaathetic.

Given these two sterling examples, I’d have to say that eating frozen pizza while watching anime sounds like a pretty damn good idea.