… so you’d figure in Oklahoma they’d just shoot him.

Rep. J.C. Watts, an Oklahoma Republican who supports tighter airport security, apologizes after whining like a mule for getting a ticket (he broke one of the new laws meant to protect the airport).

When his illegally-parked car was tagged with a $15 ticket, Watts started yelling, demanded to know what good the ticket would do “if I had a bomb” and stuffed the ticket under the officer’s badge.

The officer (who, I say again, should have kneecapped his sorry ass) has refused to take an apologetic phone call from the congressman.