If I were a work of art, I would be Pablo Picasso’s Three Musicians.
I am colourful and provoking, always looking to break out of the mould and to pioneer new ways of doing things. I have a jaunty outlook and although I am a bit weird, most people have some idea what I’m about.
Eh. At least I’m not a modern abstract. I may not like the picture much, but the description isn’t horrible.