14. I’m reminded annually that I never have to take another mid-term or final examination, ever again, for as long as I motherfucking live.

Sing it, sister.

Excellent parts of December, 2001:

1. I don’t have to drive anywhere, at all, outside Colorado.
2. I have a steadily growing list of people I want to buy presents for that LIVE HERE.
3. Two weeks of “Holiday Leave” from work.
4. Only one more month til the snow stops melting off my lawn the next day.
5. Cold weather = more snuggling. (Snuggling in the summer usually means I get an elbow in the ribs.)

Crappy parts of December
1. Cold wind, no snow.
2. Constant windshield repairs.
3. Black ice.
4. Accidently freezing your sprinkler system.
5. One more month until I can watch my dog play in the snowdrifts.