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There's still hope
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Tom Green and Drew Barrymore call it quits after six long months.

I love Drew, I really do. So does my wife. If I had a ‘Five Celebrities I get to Sleep with for Free’ list (I don’t), she would have been on it until the moment she started dating that Romper Room reject. Not the *top* of the list, but she was there.

That said, I’m sort of bummed it didn’t work, not for Green’s sake, because he’s a fucking moron who should never find work in the entertainment industry again, but I’d hoped Drew would be able to show a little more … I don’t know, staying power.

I didn’t *expect* it, but I’d hoped.

Comments

Are you INSANE? She stuck with Tom Fucking Green for SIX WHOLE MONTHS!! That's far more impressive than the martyrdom most saints endured. Study new photos of her closely -- maybe there's a halo.

posted by Randy, December 17, 2001 10:08 PM

Dude, from the sound of things you'd think you'd have nothing but respect for her for sticking with his sorry ass in the first place. And HE is the one that filed papers, not her, thankyouverymuch.

posted by Sekimori, December 17, 2001 10:57 PM

Only proves the guy is a complete moron.

I mean...

Godwhattanidiot.

posted by Doyce, December 17, 2001 11:05 PM

Well, no, I can't say I respect martyrdom but I can be impressed by the requisite willpower.

I hadn't seen anything about it but Doyce's comment, so it never occured to me that he'd want out. On the other hand, nothing that whack job does would occur to me.

It must be hard for Drew's friends to keep from breaking out into big smiles as they comfort her over the breakup.

posted by Randy, December 18, 2001 03:45 AM