The reality: I’m wearing my damn-this-looks-good suit and am appropriately coiffed, shaved, and shorn for the event I’m off to attend.

The dream: I decided at the last minute not to wear the suit, but go to the convention anyway. No only do I not wear the suit, I decide instead to wear the only “logo” polo shirt that I own… the one from my LAST job, and when I get there, I notice that everyone from my CURRENT job decided to show up to see how I do.