I glanced at my Lord of the Rings Desktop calendar today (which is still on Monday the 15th because I never keep up with those types of calendars), and this is what my brain tells me it sees:

Saruman: “I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected the way of Porn.”

I’ve been reading the Very Secret Diaries too much, I think.

Hmmmm....looks like someone has a dirty mind ;)

I can never keep up with those desk calendars either. In fact, last year I bought one and by the time December rolled around, my calendar was still stuck on March.

How Freudian!