A rare chance to answer questions, since my partner this time (.oO slithy toves Oo.) most definately doesn’t suck in the ‘actually-asking-me-questions’ department.
1. what’s your poison?
In terms of mixed drinks, rum and coke.
2. what is the worst pick-up line you have ever used. Or, failing that, worst pick-up attempt in general.
I don’t think I’ve ever been much for a pick-up line, but how about “What do you mean you haven’t seen Episode Two yet?!?”
3. do you have any prize dance moves? do they have names?
Once upon a time I had some moves… moves that were in fact better than your average white-boy moves — the moves even got me a few dates. Sadly, those moves are quite, quite gone now.
4. do you name parts of your body? how many people know the names?
“Fat Ass, the Super Fat Ass”.
Um, no, I don’t name any of my body parts.
5. recommended hangover cure?
Drink lots of water during the drinking of the alchohol (Which will keep you going back to the bathroom so much you won’t be able to get that drunk).
6. have you ever had a one-night stand? explain
Yes. Mutually unsatisfying and personally stupefying.
7. where do you buy your clothes? how much do you spend on them?
Old Navy. I pay what the price tag says.
8. do you like girls in dresses? even if they are a little unflattering? (the dresses, not the girls)
I do indeed like skirts of the swishy variety that make you think of words like ‘sashay’ — I don’t honestly see how such things would be unflattering to anyone.
9. red or black? silk or cotton?
Looking into my closet, I’ve have to say black cotton.
10. how old were you when you first started doing your own laundry?
18 (in europe), but I got over it in college (after redefining the word “clean” a number of times).
11. have you ever watched an entire women’s basketball game?
Since high school, no, but I’d venture a guess and say I’ve never watched any sort of televised basketball game all the way from beginning to end. Booooring.
Seriously. I’d rather watch curling.
12. what are you afraid of? your thoughts on midgets? clowns?
Falling, maybe. Drowning.
Neither midgets nor clowns do much for my either way.
13. do you change your oil every 2,000 miles?
God no. More like every 4500.
