For the record…
…even if you’re really hungry because you skipped breakfast.
…even if it’s the only place that takes credit cards at the drive through that you can find.
…even if you’re sure a respectable place like that will be a little more reliable than Carl’s Jr.
Do NOT, under any circumstances, drive up to an Arby’s at 10:45 am (15 minutes after they opened and fired up the grill), and order a chicken sandwich — especially if it’s breaded, so you can’t really see the chicken.
Not unless you want to violently expel your stomach lining for a day and a half.
Just for the record.
