So we’re sitting these two pekinese rat-dogs again. Feather-dusters with button eyes that look like they’d turn a useless and pathetic sort of feral in about 45 minutes if left on their own, and they pee on the carpet if I look directly at them for more than 10 seconds. They can’t (apparently) take the pressure of my regard (or lack thereof).

Useless fucking animals. That is all.