too… funny…

“Naw, right done back yon forty-two, I’s was the leader in the carrira pige-yon fight rings. Yeah, twas a hard job, and un-ah dem dare pige-yons done got tosseded right into my ankle yonder. And thats why every-a few months, I’s need to wear this here ankle brace. (heartfelt yelling) YA DAMN PIGE-YONS! I’M GLAD YUR EXTINCTED!!!! (shaking fist at the sky)”