Which is cool, but Dave got a cooler graphic for his answer.

I am a POET

I know that rhyming isnt everything, and I use my talent to explore my mind's deepest and often the most eccentric corners, instead of focusing on the bad like so many angsty teenagers. Oh, and girls (as well as femmy guys) really go for my poetry...

I've written a lot of poetry over the years. Some of it good and some of it bad. But in all honesty I was surprised that it actually came up this way.

Yeah, colour me surprised too...

I am a STORY TELLER

I am a natural story teller, and tales unfold in my mind almost without thought. I can entertain myself by reading a book that exists only in my head, which might make me seem distant from people at times.