The Mighty Geek apparently has hidden cameras in my a friend’s house. Observe:

“So that one’s the female?” “Yes.” “She doesn’t seem to be too taken with the male’s approach, does she?” “Actually, this approach never seems to work for the male.” “Really?” “Yes. Really.” “Well, if it never works why do you suppose he keeps employing it?” “You know, I was sent here months ago and after observing these two in action for all this time, I think I can actually answer that question.” “So? What’s your answer? Why does this male human keep ‘begging’ to mate with his female when that approach has, time and time again, only lead him to failure?” “He’s a Geek.” “No!” “Yes. And furthermore, I believe that he keeps attempting this approach towards copulation in the vain hope that one day his woman will pity him enough to consent.” “That is so sad.” “I know.”

*snorffle* Dude, I think they've got dual cameras set up, one at my place too.