Dave’s Thursday Thumb-Twiddler
1. If you were to discover that your closest friend is a heroin dealer, what would you do?
I can’t even fathom that situation.
While I was pondering the confusion of it all, I’d be calling the damn police, however.
2. Having learned to a moral certainty that the world is going to end in six months, what one thing would you do for the first time?
I have no. earthly. idea.
Buy a TiVo and quit my job. What the hell.
3. If you could create a memorial to yourself in a city park, what would it be?
One of those incredibly life-like bronze statue sets of children playing, with a plaque that reads “In memory of Doyce T., whose mind was often outside playing, even when he was not.”
