Okay, if you thought the perfectly innocent ‘singing in the shower’ thing was too much information, you definitely do NOT want to go any further on this post.
[dream]
Okay, so the dream started out at some sort of event. As near as I can tell, it was a cross between a non-televised Victoria’s Secret special (no I didn’t see it) and a VERY non-anonymous Glory Hole thing (you figure it out) involving the locals of this small town in the middle of nowhere as participants. Everyone near or on the stage (which was where the action with the locals was taking place) was in the slinky stuff, and everyone waiting in line were all good ol’ boys (and girls) from the area, usually dressed pretty normally.
It was for charity? I’m almost sure that’s right.
Anyway, the crew of the Serenity (and no, I never dream about characters from TV shows, ever) was backstage, posing as security for the thing (except for Kaylee, who was lined up as a participant outside, and pretty jazzed about it — and Inara, who apparently thought the whole thing was beneath her) in order to meet with their contact, the guy running the whole event, when their contact gets shot and killed by a competing group, ALSO posing as security, but with much better disguises.
A firefight ensues, and Kaylee keeps the crowd outside calmed down by leading a bunch of the girls in a rousing broadway musical number. With nudity.
[/dream]
I don’t write em, folks, I just watch and wonder.
