Not that it’s a good way to wake up as relates to my mood, but it certainly gets me out of bed.

Ingredients:
One (1) clock radio.
One (1) radio show where people are calling in to voice opinions.

Instructions:
Wait for a moron to call in. I’d rather be up, shivering, walking around in the dark and tripping over my own shit than listen to that guy. Proven fact.

I find talk radio, in general, to be impossible to listen to. The talk show hosts, no matter how idiotic, at least tend to be articulate in their idiocy; their callers tend to combine the worst of feebleminded cognition and dismal ability to express it.

Rrg.