A recreational fisherman was struck and killed by a 600-pound boulder Saturday while fly fishing in Big Thompson Canyon about 75 miles NW of Denver.
That’s it. That’s the news story: random event kills random guy while he was out throwing string at the water and probably thinking about the 68 Malibu he had in high-school that he never should have sold. Sort of like what didn’t happen to the guy in Sexy Beast (good movie).
One more reason to get arrested for running skyclad through Stonehenge, I guess (unless it means you’ll get pnuemonia, cuz that’s just suicide). One more tap on the shoulder from the designated local deity of Get Out There and Live, Cuz You Never Know.
