Today’s oneword:

Paper

“Man dies in freak hog-pen mauling.”
“What?”
I pointed. “’S’in the paper. What do you think he was doing?”
“In the pen?”
“Yeah.”
“I’d rather not know.”
“I wonder if it was a revenge killing.”
“God that’s disgusting.”

Tonight, on a very special Charlotte's Web:

"All right, Wilbur... show us on the doll where he touched you..."

Dude, you have to warn us before you do that. I almost laughed myself to apoplexy.