Things my girlfriend and I have argued about.

They’re just nail clippings. Nail clippings must be the most inert thing on the planet, how can anyone seriously have a problem with nail clippings? You might as well freak out with, ‘Bleuuuurrggh - helium!’

A little gift for those of you who think Jackie and argue a lot.

And there it is. There is only one specific type of occasion when Margret feels I should ‘go and speak to’ one of the children, and that’s when they have done something forehead-slappingly idiotic. The implication she is making is that Idiocy is my area. That only I can speak to the children when they’ve done something comprehensively crackbrained because, unlike her, I can speak The Language Of Fools. ‘Maybe you can get through to him,’ she’s saying, ‘Because you know how the asinine mind works.’

Update: This is not a work-safe site, because you will find yourself laughing out loud in the middle of a Thurday when you should instead be working.

Oh. My. God.

That was truly funny.

Your wife was reading this site.
She was laughing so hard that another co-worker asked me if she was crying.
Good stuff. :)

That was, quite likely, the laughter of the guilty.

Not that she's that bad, but let's say there's a few bits that seem very familiar to both of us.

Ok, first off how did you find that site.

And second, I had to sign up for the mailing list.

You know... honestly, I don't know how I found it... it was this morning though... maybe from the Morning Fix? (It'd be the first useful thing from that source in several months if that's the case.)

I only wish he sent out new changes to the web page directly to the mailing list.

I'm SO buying the book.

Hey, I found you on blogshares. I am going to buy some stock in your blog. :)

Mine is listed as well Jake .

I have been reading his site for some time. I keep having this wierd feeling that he is watching over my shoulder during choice moments in my house.