Final Whitewater Report Issued.

In summary: “By calling a duly authorized law enforcement investigation `bogus,’ the president impugns and undermines not just this office but also courts, judges and juries who together have validated this investigation and the prosecutions brought,” Robery Ray said, “no, seriously, I mean it. We validated this investigation. We DID, dammit. Quite laughing. Come back here! I haven’t justified the 70 million dollars we spent yet! I’ve got a whole paragraph on that! I’m telling you, my plan would have worked if it weren’t for those pesky kids… Dammit.”