I’m looking over the comment counts for my recent topics and the summary is painting a gruesome picture of my gentle readership.
The winners:
Topic: Dog-drool-induced Rash
Comments: 6
Topic: More Star Wars stuff: I Built him well, Horatio…
Comments: 4
Topic: Driving while stoned
Comments: 4
Topic: Which Calvin are You?
Comments: 8
Topic: Two nights ago, Jake burped.
Comments: 5
Topic: When will I die?
Comments: 4
The losers:
Topic: Obesity in Children/the U.S.
Comments: 1
Topic: The Oscars.
Comments: 1
Topic: Online Chess Game
Comments: 0
Topic: The friday five.
Comments: 1
Topic: Final Whitewater Report Issued.
Comments: 0
The Conclusion:
It’s clear (and comforting) that no one relies on me for their link to the World of News. It’s less comforting to see the high level of interest you sickos guys take in my dog’s bodily functions.
But hey, that means you’ll love my next post…
