Gawd bless the Kentucky Legislature. Allow me to quote (and highlight the really good parts):

Section 1. The House of Representatives does hereby encourage the formation of the Kentucky Navy and subsequently immediately encourages the purchase and armament of one particularly effective submarine, namely, the USS Louisville 688 VLS Class Submarine, to patrol the portion of the Ohio River under the jurisdiction of the Commonwealth to engage and destroy any casino riverboats that the submarine may encounter.
Section 2. The House of Representatives does hereby authorize the notification of the casino riverboat consulate of this Resolution and impending whoopin’ so that they may remove their casino vessels to friendlier waters.

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I'm jealous. The Kentucky lege has their shit so together that they can spend their time on juvenile humor -- and it isn't even April 1 yet! They are a shining example to the rest of the nation, and I salute them.