I’m going to be all suit-n-tied-up tomorrow at a seminar-salespitch for some software I want our company to buy, so: few posts until later in the day, and I feel like I should write a bit more than I have.

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One of my current favorite phrases is (accompanied by suitable grand gesture): “My wife, ladies and gentlemen, that’s why I love her.” This exclamation usually follows something Jackie has done or said that shocks the poor, innocent people nearby who thought she was… something other than what she is.

Example:

On the weekends, Jackie gets caught up on my blog, and on Friday night, she was reading my Friday Five answers.

Her comment:

“Are you nuts!?! If you take over Tom Green, you go reconcile with Drew for one night, then you kill the dumbass. You can’t give up a chance like that!”

My wife, ladies and gentlemen.

That’s why I love her.