I’ve got a couple. One of them that’s been on my mind a lot recently has to do with weight.

This post is about that.

So is this one.

They are good posts, and worth reading if it’s the sort of topic you find interesting.

Aw, dude, swelp me if you start doing dieting, too, you're gonna make it impossible for me not to. Jeez.

I can't.

It's virtually impossable for me to lose or gain weight unless I eat nothing for days on end, like I did when I traveled across Europe on the trains.

I went to Israel, I had zero fat, 700 calories a day, and nothing. Following the end of my chemo in 1996-7 I hit a late growth spurt and put on an inch of height and 60 pounds that will not go away.

I'm resolved to be a linebacker sized person now.

It helps scare the kids where I work and fear does equal respect.