A vacuum device, known as the BRAVA system, requires women to wear two plastic domes over their breasts for 10 hours a day for 10 weeks straight to achieve breast enhancement. The domes are connected to a battery operated, computerized vacuum device. Skipping even a day adds a week to the treatment.

It’s “almost an ideal procedure“, one doctor stated.

In another medical breakthrough, doctors have learned that the Rack may be the best thing going in terms of treatment for lower back pain.

“You see,” one researcher explained, “the subject is tied across a board by his ankles and wrists, then rollers at either end of the board are turned, pulling the body in opposite directions. This torque does wonders for the lower back. Yes, dislocation of every joint in the body sometimes occurs, but other than that, it’s almost an ideal procedure.”

er, right.

huh?

oh, gee... I was amused by the weirdness of the earlier juxtaposition...

I thought I'd made the earlier version too obscure or something, so I switched it up a little bit.

waaaaaiiiit. they're really developing this to turn human women into milk cows, right?

because there are lots of women who don't want to breastfeed who'd be happy to give their bebes the healty alternative...

Well, you know that women who are adopting new-borns can "pump" for a few weeks before the baby arrives and breastfeed the adopted child. It sound like all this devices does is engouring the poor bimbo. And that just hurts.

Most wmoen can "pump" and produce breast milk after a bit. It sounds like this is just making engourged women - OUCH.

Opps! Sorry for the double post!