Neil Gaiman, ladies and gentlemen:

“But George, you were dancing with Saddam all night. You must think he is the most disarming man on the planet.”
“I do not. That man is not disarming. I was only dancing with him to please papa.”
“George Bush, I do declare that you have started to blush! Mary Lou said Saddam Hussein was the most charming man at the party.”
“I am not blushing. He is not disarming, and he is not charming, and he, he’s a terrible dancer. Now leave me alone, or I shall tell papa!”

I have more to write about that fact I’m not the one coming up with these little witticisms, but that’s best kept for another post. In the meantime, at least you still have Neil.