So while I was digging through my hit-count list, checking to see how much of my inflateded hit count last week consisted of searches for Osama bin Laden and “bears having sex” (you’d be surprised), I had a revelation. I dreamed that I got an email from Jerry Falwell, apologizing to me personally for all the crap he spouted last week. To make it up to me and the millions of outraged Americans who denounced him publicly on their weblogs last week (in between rants on the Miss America pagent, Ann Heche, Afghanistan, and Microsoft Windows XP), he said he was going to open up a download section at the 700 club where we could all grab Britney Spears in Hot Lesbian Sex videos, never-before-released trailers for the Lord of the Rings movie and Harry Potter, a little Justin Timberlake for the ladies, and the entire first episode of Enterprise. I remember thinking, “I’m no Nostradamus, but this is probably going make a lot of people very happy.”

Then again, it’s probably just a publicity stunt.