Greenspan: “The economy was coming back; then Lucas released another damn movie.”

Of course, there will be a revelation when it is discovered that productivity was totally unaffected by these employees not being at their jobs. I know my office probably wouldn't notice I wasn't here for days.

So, are you taking the day off and pulling the boy out of school to be one of the first, and most importantly will you be wearing your storm trooper costume? Oh that's right, that was just the underwear set, you have probably been wearing them anyway!

What a load of crap! These damn "outplacement firms" release these "press releases" spouting questionable statistics in an effort to get another company to hire them. It's pathetic and a complete smoke screen! Hell, I'd be willing to be the owner of this "outplacement firm" has something personal against people who find their personal lives more important than their professions.

Does anyone know what an Outplacement Firm is anyway? :P

Wow... guess I went off the deep end a little bit there... :)

Actually, at the suggestion of my wife, we're going to the midnight showing on the 15th, then we'll crash for 3 hours and get up and go to work.

Simple.

ANNND, my wife's Idea. I'm so lucky.

Yeah, well just remember the last time you tried to go to a midnight showing of a really popular movie.