1. My name is — Doyce.
2. I may seem — distracted by the flurry of activity around me at all times.
3. But I’m really — doing a great impression of someone who knows what he’s doing.
4. People who know me think I’m — somewhat obsessive-compulsive, but in a still-functional way… much stricter on my kid than they’d expect… over-extended on my commitments.
5. If you knew me you’d probably — agree with them.
6. Sometimes I feel — completely out of my depth.
7. In the morning I — am usually a few minutes late for work, for any number of valid reasons that no one’s seriously interested in hearing.
8. I like to sleep — for more than 7 hours, but that has become nearly impossible.
9. If I could be doing anything right now I would be — looking forward to a Wednesday spent writing.
10. Money is — a way to remove annoyances so I can concentrate on things that are much more interesting to me.
11. One thing I wish I had is — a way to get through to my kid that would last.
12. One thing I have that I wish I didn’t is — job stress.
13. All you need is — peace of mind.
14. All I need is — answers.
15. If I had one wish it would be — more free time with no reduction in my income (can’t argue with that one, Dave).
16. Love is — a many-splendored thing.
17. My body — needs a toe-to-topknot waxing.
18. If an angel flew into my window at night I would — ask it to watch over my kid.
19. If a demon crashed into my window I would — grab the bat at the head of the bed and call for the dogs.
20. If I could see one person right now it would be — my Dad.
21. Something I want but I don’t really need is — a new computer.
22. Something I need but I don’t really want is — current tags for my license plate.
23. I live for — my family and friends.
24. I dare you all to — truly care more about someone else than you do yourself.
25. I am afraid of — failing to help my nephew.
26. It makes me angry when — my nephew doesn’t want to help himself.
27. I dream about — dead things in abandoned fields (it’s been a rough week).
28. I daydream about — writing for a living (I could work from home and we could finally have our own kids).

#17 - Ow. Can I just say, Ow.

#19 - "Jake! Dizzy! Lick 'im!"

#28 - That's a daydream in more ways than one. Toddlers + Writing = Not a Lot of Writing.

Aside from that, can't argue with anything there.

The therapist in me is sensing that it has been a long week since the family left, not much sleep and The Boy has been a bit of a challenge, he must have "the fever" - spring fever that is, or maybe something more catchy.