Wisdom is turning your lunch hour into a 5-minute lunch break when you get to the house and realize that you’ll spend the whole hour being angry if you stay there.

I’m very wise today.

So...

What did you find at home?

A twelve-year old entropy-force doing exactly the opposite of everything he said he'd been doing, still wandering around the house in his pajama bottoms.

Sometimes it's better to just pat the dogs on the head, grab your lunch and walk back out.

Not to say a few choice glares weren't distributed, but I'm not that wise.

ouch.

Well you'll be happy to know he has been sent to bed and will not be in your face when you get home.