*Snort*
I thought it particularly appropriate that the tag-line your page generated when I visited was:
"Everybody lies, but that's okay because nobody listens."
Hot? Nah. But man oh man I can't begin to tell you how much I yearn to be able to cover 3 miles in 35 minutes on that machine.
Want to know the funniest part? When I was in high school and this would have been easy for me, I disdained all athletics. I thought the jocks were ... oh, there's no polite way to put this--morons--and felt only bookish things had any merit.
Then a few years back, some of our friends started dropping of heart attacks. Strokes. Even cancer.
Suddenly, a little fitness doesn't seem out of order, ya know? Oh, and the best part? It doesn't just strengthen the body--it strengthens the spirit. All those exercise endorphins have pulled me through some fairly gray times. Nobody is more surprised by that than I am, eh?