I’m hesitant as to how to go about relaying this little bit of comedy without making it sound like Casa del Testerman is full of freaks and nutjobs.
[insert obligatory crack from the readership here]
Right. Might as well just write it as it went and let you draw your own conclusions:
Jackie: Get up off the floor, please. Someone’s going to walk by and kick you in the [ding-ding].
Justin (drops hand to groin): Nope, I’m magically protected. [grin]
Me (walking through, sighing and shaking head): Great. Another guy who thinks they’ve got a magic [ding-ding]…
[Boy collapses in helpless spasm. This was, apparently, the funniest thing I’ve ever said in his presence. Ever.]
