Now, if they wanted to make some headway against the fume-sniffing crowd, why don’t they use stuff like this for anti-drug commercials?

[Warning, stupid man doing shockingly stupid things while high.]

An Austrian man cut off his toes, fried them up and ate them between two slices of bread after getting high sniffing butane gas. When ambulance men arrived he offered to share his meal with them, passing over a toe and saying: “It tastes like chicken, do you want some, there’s a few still left over.” Police said the 35-year-old suddenly became very hungry after sniffing the gas and had searched all his kitchen cupboards, but found nothing to eat. Grabbing a kitchen knife he cut off his toes on his left foot and dropped them in the frying pan. The man’s sister called the police when she walked into the kitchen and saw him making the toe sandwich. By the time ambulance men arrived there was little of the hacked-off toes left and a spokesman said: “What there was, was too badly burned to re-attach.” A police spokesman added: “He told the ambulance men that he had more toes than he needed and didn’t think he would notice if he got rid of a few.” He was taken to a hospital in Steyr where he is recovering from his injuries.

I must be prudish, because I don't think I could ever be so hi or so drunk that I'd eat my own tootsies. But I'm weird like that.

There had to be some other underlying issue there which the butane helped to the toe cutting exercise.

Not that I've huffed anything, but I've had my share of time around all the 'tanes while farming or cleaning or solventing and I don't know of anyone who made finger or toe sandwiches.

Evolution in action, for sure. The man is unfit to survive in a butane-rich environment.

And I thought some of the weird shit my clients did was off the wall. But nothing quite compares to this.