So, awhile ago, I got one of those soda-bottle caps that told me I won a jersey. I eventually sent off the card with my address on it, with the cap, asking for the jersey.
Except, I screwed up and somehow put the WRONG CAP in the envelope. How do I know? Because it’s still on my desk as a gentle reminder.
That was that… I spent a few minutes imagining someone or someones laughing at what a dumb ass I was and then I moved on with my life.
Today, I got the jersey. Yep, they sent me one anyway… apparently they never even checked the cap.
Moral of the story: “You might be a moron, Doyce, but you’re not the only moron out there, nor are you the biggest one.”
